The 13 suckiest vampires of all time

stepped2far4u from aurora - October 30, 2008 at 9:23 PM

okay vampires dont always have to be scary. its the adventure and the romance that matter in twilight also. so vampires arent weak just because they arent scary. in fact that makes them even more scary because they they dont look scary.

Nva_gvup_Mick from North of where Mick lives - October 30, 2008 at 8:36 PM

Michael, I don't know what prompted you to write this article. Was it some deep-seated insecurity because your wife or GF is hooked on Moonlight and talked nonstop about the studmuffin in the show named Mick St. John and his smoldering good looks and sexy strut? Or is it because she started to delve into fantasy land and wonder what sex with a vampire is like that no living man can measure up to Mick and she made you feel adequate? Nah, couldn't be any of these reasons. *snicker*

alyssa from inthemoonlight - October 30, 2008 at 8:05 PM

You have to be kidding me. It is obvious to me you have never seen one episode of Moonlight. Besides having one of the most talented casts and writers in television, it had some of the best vampire related stories ever. I think you better check again when the DVD comes out on Jan. 20th.

Moonglow from B-more - October 30, 2008 at 7:10 PM

Some people just have no taste and lack of romance. God, your girlfriend or wife ( if you are even lucky to have one) must be thrilled with your borish attitude. Romantic Vampires are in these days, and since this is modern society, why not change a few myths about the vampires to make them more iteresting, than boring, and a heck of a lot better looking than the old ones too !!! I guess everyone is intitled to their 15 minutes of fame, enjoy it while you can.

Curlie from Montbellow - October 30, 2008 at 3:51 PM

I'm with Stan on this...the Count Rules!!

Midnight Angel from Aurora - October 30, 2008 at 1:07 PM

You got be kidding me!!!! What planet are you from? Mick St.John is/was the sexiest vampire ever! The show was not boring. Lame!? Have you really seen "Moonlight" I don't think you have! I believe you are just jealous! Find something better to do with your time!

Lindyb from Superior - October 30, 2008 at 12:41 PM

YOU may think Mick St. John was "boring", but eight million passionate "Moonlight" fans strongly disagree and now even CBS is wishing they hadn't cancelled the show. Alex O'Loughlin, Jason Dohring and Sophia Myles had incredible chemistry and created characters the fans truly cared about. Strong acting, beautiful cinematography, excellent writing...this show deserved a second season. And yes, the fans are STILL pushing for more.

3horseshoes from fairfield - October 03, 2008 at 12:58 AM

ummm...was this supposed to be titled 13 most amazing examples of the specimen that is a vampire? how dare anyone ever look negatively upon the count...

thumbwar from Lock Raven VIlliage - September 08, 2008 at 6:01 PM

First of all Count Chocula rocks. There is nothing quite like the chocolate flavored and waxy film that coates one's mouth after enjoying. Second of all, the vampires that you speak of in "I am Legend" (the novel), are depicted more like zombies, which is due to the decomposition process (the undead). The "calculated creatures of the night with their own separate society", are in fact the 1/2 vampires which developed a drug to stop the decomposition process, thereby avoiding full vampire status. The main character in the book was the theoretically the human left.

Stan Marsh from South Park - September 08, 2008 at 12:29 AM

Something is clearly wrong with this list -- the fact that Count Chocula and The Count rule.

food of the future from petri dish city - September 05, 2008 at 3:25 PM

this gallery sucks, literally. think about all of the much more relevant and interesting features that could have run here (for 2 days).

GB from Germansville - September 04, 2008 at 4:22 PM

No way, the Count rocks!

kellabel from Downtown Orlando - September 04, 2008 at 12:34 PM

What? No "Once Bitten" references? Only Jim Carrey's finest work!