Suckiest vampires ever

11. Dr. Acula, 'Scrubs'

Though we’ve only seen glimpses of him in a handful of episodes, “Dr. Acula” remains one the more hilarious asides on “Scrubs.” JD first introduced Acula after writing a screenplay about a vampire doctor using his fangs to perform diagnostic tests. They went on to film one scene (a crossover with “Surgeon Pimps”), but that’s as far as the oddball vamp ever went. Despite being totally unconvincing as a creature of the night, we've got our 12 bucks set aside in the case "Acula" ever makes it to the big screen.