Suckiest vampires ever

7. 'Vampire High'

Our understanding of Canadian kids pretty much begins and ends with “Degrassi,” but somewhere else up north, there’s a school populated entirely by vampires. “Vampire High” ran only one season, but it focused on a group of bloodsucking teens whose lust for blood was only eclipsed by their hormones. Thanks to the trusty Internets, justification for “Vampire High” getting a premature stake to the heart are all over YouTube.