The Challenge: Jack-n-Grill's 7-lb burrito

This is so not sexy

The Game: Jack-n-Grill offers free food for life to any woman who can finish their 7-lb. breakfast burrito. Apparently, only three women have ever finished it—and they never returned.

Why we’re doing this: We thought that it was sexist that only women could eat for free. Fine, we were bored and it sounded like a good idea.

The rules: There is no time limit, but no bathroom breaks are allowed. There are no other rules.

The Game Plan: '80s attire is a must and a “can do” attitude...and tequila shots.

Motto: Strive for 7.

Other challenges we would rather do next time: Brad Pitt. Probably would be more successful since he is a man whore.

Medical Alert: Dr. James Richard, of Exempla Family Practice in Lafayette, says that you can definitely die from eating a 7-lb. burrito. A 110 lb. female cannot finish it without puking. He did say that it is possible to eat the burrito without going to the bathroom. Whatever.