Attempting the Beau Jo's challenge

It begins…

6:31:05 And so there they were, two men, 12-lbs. of pizza, and one hour. What lead them to this insanity is unclear, but no matter, it was time to do work. Ralph, possibly hungover, thinks to himself “Where am I?”

At this time, their palates met the pizza for the first time. Everyone in the room cheers.

6:31:10 Ralph’s teeth clamp down into his first slice. “I can do this, we can do this man, we can do this,” he says, mouth full, to his buddy, Rally.

6:32:47 Ralph and Rally are in good spirits. So far, so good.