Giant sperm, for instance
By Taylor Coughlin
It happens to everyone. You get a little over-zealous about your Halloween costume. You wanna be the clever guy, funny guy, or the cute, trendy girl, the life of the party. You think you're being original, charming, hilarious or a gaggle of other fitting adjectives but what you don is actually not that adjective of which you're hoping. You have failed the Halloween costume gods with your uninformed shenanigans.
As your friends, we want to help you avoid being the guy everyone humors to his face (and then continues to roll their eyes behind their back). It's a harsh world, but you can get by with a little help from your friends if you just listen to us.
Heed our advice, because being dressed up as a giant sperm does not a popular ladies man make.