Altitude Sickness: Mountain boarding

So, uh…mountain boarding, what the crap is that?

By Steven Stoker
Special to Metromix

The formula starts with a snowboard, then you subtract the snow and add a modified skateboard with huge off road wheels, then multiply that by thrill seeking mountain sport enthusiasts, in addition to the explosion of an upcoming international sport.  Once you do all that, divide all of this by the small local mountain town of Empire and you have something close to mountain boarding.

(snowboarding – snow + big-wheeled skateboard) * (thrill seekers + exploding new sport) / Small town Empire, Co = Mountain Boarding

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