Girl's Guide: Le Rouge

3. The “Dr. Phil” Trick

The first time I tried this one out, I was blown away with how quickly the bartender responded; it was almost too easy. Simply let the bartender “inadvertently” overhear a bitch session with your girlfriend. Sit down at the bar and start complaining about how “he” stood you up, how you’re the victim, and how you feel completely devastated. Before you know it, the bartender turns into your very own Dr. Phil. After you’ve finished talking, you’ll hear the magical words, “This one’s on me.” Sucker! Oh, we are so naughty.